Custom Jersey lulz..

IVE SEEN THE LIGHT!

Mike Blowers nails it.  Predicting that Matt Tuiasosopo would hit a
home run, on a 3-1, to right field, 2nd deck.

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Fandome.com

Seahawk fan beaten after 49ers game.

Its a good thing he has the official Seahawk ‘skull fracture repair’ kit.

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kcpq.com

Blitz will skydive into Thursday’s game.

Blitz, the Seahawks’ mascot, will be skydiving into Qwest Field at halftime of the 7 p.m. game as part of a show that will also include a live performance by The Presidents of the United States, who will be singing “This is a Blitz.”

Don’t worry, if he snaps his neck and dies while trying to land on the field, it wont count.  Its only a pre-season game.

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Seattle-PI.com

Brett Favre to be fined for illegal block?

….committed an illegal “crack-back” block to the knees of Houston defensive back Eugene Wilson in the third quarter of the game. Favre was penalized and Wilson was injured on the play.  NFL spokesman Randall Liu could not say when a decision on whether Favre will be fined is expected.  However, he said fine information is typically confirmed on Fridays.

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YouTube.com & Sports Illustrated / CNN

Just what the hell are they building near Safeco Field?

Basically a causeway that allows for 2 lanes, bike path and pedestrian, which will bridge over the train tracks.   Basically eliminating ever being blocked by the train with 10 minutes til kickoff.

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Seattle PI

FRIENDFACE BANNED FROM NFL!

Remember the XFL? Remember when a player would make a major play either running or catching the ball, they would return to the sidelines to give him 1-2 minutes to shitcan the other player for failing to stop him?  They did this all the time.  Trash talk might big in WWE, but in NFL it cheapens everything.   So letting glammer boys tweet during games, so they can jack off to it later, makes me want to puke.
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Mashable.com

Pre-Season: The gift that keeps on giving.

Matt Cassell was relieved today to find out none of this was real, or counted for anything given that he injured himself during pre-season and not the official season.

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sports.espn.com

Tom Crybrady hurt in pre-season game.

Oh Noes! Who will run the Fox-Bur-E Mart!?

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WashingtonPost.com

Cant loves ya cause ya TVs too big.

Cant wait for Vegas to start offering odds of punters dinging that thing this season.

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LaTimes.com